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23rd Aug 2008 19:03 - 16 years ago
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Description : Another song a friend of mine made for me. He looks just like Steven Segal... I wanted to kick his butt at first...but I enjoyed the song so much I let him live. But if it really was Steven Segal...I'd kick his ass with my Shanghai drop punch...or hit him with some of my excercise equipment.

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If you have time take a listen and give ChuckNorris57 some feedback.

JoeyBonezSD1
JoeyBonezSD1 3rd Apr 2015 14:00 - 10 years ago
lol!!crazy mofoze...this is awesome!!
Spivkurl
Spivkurl 3rd Apr 2015 13:46 - 10 years ago
Strange and interesting! Never been a fan of action movies or exercise equipment... but you know it's still a good song! Sounds like it would be hard to do these vocals. An oldie but a goodie!
BradoSanz
BradoSanz 29th Mar 2015 23:00 - 10 years ago
LOL. This song is funny. Even though there is a cuss word in the chorus part, I still think it's a pretty entertaining song to listen to!
promenade2239
promenade2239 29th Mar 2015 22:54 - 10 years ago
I played it and I liked it - definiely this one deserves more exposure here. Considering recommend this one at 'Your favourite lm tracks' here as well. Great stuff!
joecramer
joecramer 29th Mar 2015 13:39 - 10 years ago
Almost 7 years old but still cool. But thats no wonder, ´cause a track about the one and only Chuck Norris cant be uncool at all :)
theHumps
theHumps 4th Feb 2011 17:33 - 14 years ago
hahaha, Glad you resurfaced Chuck, lovin these tracks, so unique and funny, I mean great!! Thanks!

Wayne
BeatsWorkin
BeatsWorkin 24th Aug 2008 08:29 - 16 years ago
Any wrong you do, he's gonna see,
Reverse1984
Reverse1984 24th Aug 2008 00:37 - 16 years ago
Haha..cool song Chuck. I have to say your music is pretty cool...wish i could say the same about your movies!
Sector7even
Sector7even 23rd Aug 2008 23:31 - 16 years ago
lol
these are great.
cant help but laugh..and this pleases me.
gizz ;]
blairrock957
blairrock957 23rd Aug 2008 20:11 - 16 years ago
Man you're fast Chuck. You can almost make songs faster than you can kick. And that's faster than the speed of light.
Planetjazzbass
Planetjazzbass 23rd Aug 2008 19:25 - 16 years ago
Another song of biblical proportions written in stone....How deep is the ocean?How high is the sky?..How tough is Chuck Norris...? these questions can't be answered only pondered upon.....super groovy chuck!...cheers planet:)

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