Jamscience

Update.. couple of new tunes arriving..they are badly recorded, poorly mixed and a disgrace to mankind. Let me know what you think?

Discretely withdrew from public life after the fall-out over the "pookeepsy" incident. Unhampered by talent and a blatant disregard for conventionality, I set sail across the sea of musical mediocrity bringing a vapid and puerile sensibility to the dark art of music making. Of course, self indulgence, procrastination and limitless ego are the mainstays of the genre, so I found myself right at home amongst my peers. Never one to allow competence or originality to stand in my way, I have been highly successful in murdering the creativity and inspiration that is nurtured by so many other talents. Job done, I reckon?
Now available for weddings, Bar Mitzvahs etc..

drums and percussion, keyboards, guitar, bass, cajon, siberian gerbil, small hadron collider, boeing 747 fatboy, endoscope, oscilloscope, periscope, stethoscope, ontologiscope.

logic, ableton, bias peak, simms2. FBI database, Wii-fit. Darpa research( copy)

Apple macbook, iMac, iPud, bright red curly cable, Novation bits and bobs Mk2, Spirit mixing desk, Tanglewood bass, Gibson les paul custom, Pearl and Roland drums, Sontronics mics, nissan micra(s-reg), slumberland matress with memory-foam pillows, fake timex astrolab 7 day watch, brown hush puppies size 9, a number of lightly used tesco carrier bags.

Man Jumping-world service,
Metallica-death magnetic,
Ozric Tentacles-yumyum tree
Pendulum-in silico
Return to Forever-hymn of the seventh gallery
Astralasia-pitched up
Slipknot-all hope is gone
Marilyn Manson- golden age of groteseque
The Chuckle Brothers-to me to you
Chemical Brothers-we are the night

Led Zeppelin-Physical Graffiti
Pink Floyd-pulse
Manuel and the music of the mountains- sh*thead motherf***er ate my hamster
Man Jumping-world service
Frank Zappa-u are what u is
King Crimson-starless and bible black
Refugee-refugee
Miles Davis-tutu
TalkingHeads-remain in light
Japan-tin drum

Pink Floyd, Led Zep, Moby, Robert Palmer, King Crimson, Banco de Gaia, Frank Zappa, Korn. TalkingHeads, David Sylvian, Sakamoto, Peer Pressure, pondering the significance of pre-Popper Hegelianism, relatavistic to the fleeting ephemera of a butterfly's wing brushing against the cheek of temporal chaos.(awright! giggidygiggidy)

Derivative drivel; a melifluous blanket of turgid muse spreading like fungal bacteria between the toes of popular music. A brief but cacophanous foray into the maelstrom of tortured rhythms, inappropriate lyrics and embarrassing melodic sojourns.

break wind, sell body parts and essential organs, plot stupidity insurgencies, start my own religion-"the church of the unintelligible accents". break more wind